July 21, 2005
extremenate teh brutes...
im sory but this is not ok.
Moby bonded with "the cutest little dogs in the world" after delivering some of his CDs to a customer in the Chelsea neighborhood of New York City.
dear amazon dot com,
please cram ur flying column of narcisisstic knuckleheads up ur corporate butt. u send em round my house theyl be goin backta rehab in a pine box.
an ur cute litl dogs to!
thanks for ur atentian to tihs matar.
sincarely ur humbl an obt. svt. etc. etc.
aringlton coplay hynes
hugbougany seys Your middle name is Coldplay? Then it is you who must die.
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bysnatder - ahhh what a blesign not to know! he makes 'techno' recrods an hes a vegen an noisy about it. honastly tghares probly no harm in im but what teh heck.
You will keep the biting for Noreen's bum I trust.
Nothing more can be added, unless one of you lot can brandish the recently severed head of Moby.
Thank the Jehova for the internet - I won't have to miss a minute of it.
Send Rob Schneider over, though, and he definitely will be leaving in a box. I hate that guy so much.
Umm, do you think I can have his guitar?