February 21, 2005
teh clowan of gluocester
i was four yers ol. thare was a headlin in teh botson golb one satidy: teh greate mechanical clowen of gloster! fifty feat tal! fun for teh whoal famely! they're was evan a picher. i wuldn shut up abot it so they took me to see.
thousens of peple were their milin aroun on teh grass. they had freid dough an coton candy an flags an penants an whatall. bands playin an litl kids pukin for joy. we wated in line for an hour an finly we got to see the clown close up. it moved slowly an bent at the waist. it lenad down an kids fed id icecream coans an candy aples. itd take the food in its hand bow poliately an eat.
it made no sound an we we're all in to much awe i thikn to make a sound oursalvces. u culd hear the wind an the ocean.
atlast it was my turn. i was tremblin i was so exited. i hald up my cotten candny to feed it. it rechaed down deliacately whith both hadns an picked up my mom whith teh left an my dad with the riaght. an smiled kindly at me as it ate em.
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For all we know part deux will be called 'Dr. Ha: How I learned to stop worrying and love the clowns'
2. Mr HA, it's contagious. I'm starting to type like you. I've had to backspace so many times to type this comment "correctly".
has anyboddy tri3ed jsut askin martan amis to go awey?
muad ohmigodholycrap. ur rite. those ppl are not noramal.
piere i feel ur pian. im staratin to type liek me to!