August 20, 2012
August 17, 2012
Since 1950, more than 300 million eggs of Silly Putty (approximately 4,500 short tons / 4,100 tonnes) have been sold.
Man that's a lot. Kinda makes you wonder who's been eating it all.
April 10, 2012
Everybody Needs a .223
April 04, 2012
There is only one "h" in "Schenectady".
Labels: blank spaces on the map
May 23, 2011
Well, it turns out the Rapture happened on Saturday, but it was a pretty low-key event. Only three people on Earth were in a state of grace and they haven't been missed yet. Next up, we've got a thousand years of plague, famine, and war. So we don't have to learn anything new at least.
May 08, 2011
As I walked through the city today, I passed a school, and heard the joyful voices of children singing lines I remembered from my own childhood:
There was a farmer, had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-O...
Well, now. A rational, thinking person must take no factual claim at face value. So I checked. Snopes.com does not confirm it.
My skepticism was vindicated. Let this be a lesson to you.
March 21, 2011
The Greatest Nation on Earth
Headline of the month! All that's missing is guns:
Driver Arrested for DUI at Spearmint Rhino
Do you see headlines like that in Germany? No. In Germany, you see headlines about consensual cannibalism. Which in my opinion is a bit weird.
No word at press time whether the truck had a schnorkel.